kimpissible:

teacher: okay class we are going to go around and introduce ourselves

me: 

officertoast:

officertoast:

I JUST SWALLOWED THE WIRE FROM MY BRACE 

PLEASE HELP

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DO NOT

tagged: +oitnb 

sorry:

 I wonder if cops ever get annoyed at the fact that everyone they drive behind obeys the speed limit.  

Anonymous asked: 1st one for Sure

:-)

pictoshat:

which one…

tagged: +??? 

raidioactive:

*texts back 3 weeks later* sorry I fell asleep

tagged: +about me 

nerdassbitch:

*throws shade* *misses*

twiabpaianlatfwnogf:

*sees a dog* *gasps loudly*

guys please, I cannot answer all 0 messages

cybertutu:

wtf is this????? maybe i’m not human???

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omidspissedoffcat:

my blogging technique is staying gone for a while and then posting 20 posts persecond

h0odrich:

i get butterflies when i think about myself

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